Tu Lan With Your Boss??

Frustrated at work because of your lousy stupid boss? Disappointed when all your hard work is not been appreciated by your boss? Mad when your own punny boss talking bad behind your back but put a smiling face when he sees you? Pity on your boss for not have the balls talking to you but instead complaint to other people?? Have this happened to you? Read on...

This friend of mine had been working for this company for more than 5 years and finally he had left that dreadful, typical Chinaman company ran by a bunch of cowards, love to talk cock and most of all know-how-to-lick-bosses-asses. What he told me was just hilarious and I have no choice but to put it here as a reference to all that ARSEHOLES do exist!!

Mr. Cheow Hai (CH) is my poor friend, Sunny's boss (or rather ex-boss now!!) was a 2-headed snake (I asked him whether CH was born in the year of the Snake?) had all the qualities stated as per above. Sunny had nothing but demonstrated a well dedicated job in his over 5 years tenure which his chinaman company but he had no longer tolerate with his CH boss for the following reasons:

1. CH love to give sweet promises
Last year, Sunny was hoping there was a promotion but there was none and when Sunny confronted CH and CH gave the reason that all promotion had been freezed by the management but he promise Sunny that he will get his next year. So biting his lips, Sunny stayed on for another year. After a year, Sunny was not promoted and to make it worst, Sunny's apprentice got promoted. Sunny was damn pissed. To add salt to the wound, Sunny had found out that another staff had told him privately that his CH boss had told him personally that he will not promote Sunny. Sunny questioned whether his CH boss did even had the intention to promote him.

2. CH borrowing pirated DVDs
This CH borrowed pirated DVDs from and to other staffs. The latest was Prison Break. (Wonder if there is any connection??). Sunny asked me whether he should report to the Domestic Trade Enforment Officers?

3. CH sleeping during office hour
CH apparently take the oppurtunity to go for lunch at 12pm and come back and sleep on his chair after that even after 1pm. He chose to go for lunch from 12pm-1pm and knowing that there were not many staffs from 1pm-2pm. So, CH took time and sleep and when he woke up, his hair looks like Mr. Potato Head (see below) which he had not notice most of the time.


4. CH got no balls
When his staffs had done mistake, CH do not dare to confront them but instead instruct another staff to relay messages.

5. CH is a cold blooded pathetic creature
Lulu had worked under him for more than 10 years starting from the previous company and to the present company and this CH boss decided to transfer her out from his company just because that he wanted another staff whom he like to come in. CH had even told Sunny that Lulu had nothing better to do instead of downloading and watching Korean movies and cooking porridge (talk on the phone for a long time) in the office. Therefore, instead of advising Lulu, this CH decided to transfer her out. Finally with all the frustration (and maybe some croc tears), Lulu managed to cling on to her current seat and started to show a little improvement in her work by watching less Korean movies in the office and less phone calls

6. CH Always looking for Unreasonable Circumstances
It is part of CH's character when he is in full emotion. One day, CH questioned Sunny on why he had gave the company's key to his replacement.

Sunny: Why can't I gave the key to my replacement since I'll be leaving and he need to stay back!

CH: You are suppose to wait for my instruction!!

Sunny: Instruction? What is the logic behind that? Why can't I gave the key to your own staff??

CH: NO! NO!! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO WAIT FOR MY INSTRUCTION!!

Sunny: Look (arsehole!!). Firstly, did u say anything when your own Finance staff secretly holds the company key and when you find out (arsehole!), you still let her hold the keys!! Secondly, you also gave a set of keys to another staff just because what.... he brings in big business to the company?? If you are so fucking scared of people might break-in like what had happened to 1 of the sub-branch, why do you do it now? Who gave you (areshole) the instruction to permit these people to hold the company's key??

CH: (quiet....)

At this time, Sunny knew that CH is damn Tu Lan already while Sunny said he was bursting in laughter inside.

7. CH's way of providing moral support to his staffs
In order to make sure that his own staffs' attendance is perfect, CH asked his fat Lulu to prepare a staff list with the numbers of medical leave taken and emergency leaves taken by all the staffs in the company and paste it on the wall so that everyone can see.
What kind of arsehole moral support is this? Putting his own staffs to shame in public and this is what he called moral support??

8. CH favourite pastime - Talking bad about his staffs behind their back
CH really got no balls one. Whatever if he is not satisfy with his own staff, he don't dare to talk to them straight one but instead tell other staffs how bad this fellow or that fellow is. Once he told Sunny he was so pissed with his Admin staff that CH himself had shouted Tiu Na Sing!! Wow... what an arsehole boss huh. CH also even told Sunny how 'perasan' Lulu sometimes can be.

9. CH always find allies but instead choosing the wrong one.
CH always look for people that he thinks he can used. A very good example he had targeted Pepet, one of his Finance staff and Pepet also do not mind at first since she also got her own personal agenda. But what CH do not know that Pepet also cannot tahan him and Pepet also bad-mouth CH to Lulu, Sunny and also other staffs.

Once, Pepet had to do some inventory checking but instead doing on her own, Pepet passed the responsibility to other staffs and forced the staff to acknowledge some paper documents. Of course, Sunny was not dumb to sign off such papers knowing the possible consequences. So, Pepet had no choice but to acknowledge them and then shoot an email to CH stating there were some missing items that supposedly under the care of Sunny.

Instead of investigating, CH summoned Sunny and blame him. Sunny told CH that it is best to have this matter to be investigated and later Sunny found out that the items reported 'missing' by this stupid Pepet are actually sitting in the store!! Of course Pepet malu kebesaran lah. So, CH try to cover it up in the name of so called save Pepet's and his own CH's face

10. CH is actually 1 big, fat Front Door Dog (Mun How Kow)

Dogs placed at our front door (house) is to so called ward off theives or unwanted people but actually these dogs will bark ferociously in the compund of the house but the moment they were outside of the house, they are like tiny small rat; scared and timid.

This behaviour is best described CH. Lulu had occasionally told everyone that CH always got scolded pretty badly by 1 particular Sales personnel (apparently she brought in a lot of business to the company lah) for not able to provide certain things to her. Lulu said CH would just sit back with his shoulder shrugged, looking and blinking his eyes at the Sales person and nodded his head. (Aw Aw Aw......).

Sunny said that next time he got a dog, he sure will name the dog after his CH boss name one....

Conclusions
I told Sunny... cool man. This kind of people deserved to have a child borned with no back side one. Then Sunny said that he already got 2 kids liow and he do not think CH is sexually capable to have another one leh.... Haiya.... Sky Keep Him lah like that....