27 April 2007

The Pursue of Happyness

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25 April 2007

The wonder of a good translation

Remember I told you guys that I went to Hong Kong? OK!! I came across this restaurant with this menu outside. After reading it, I really felt tempted to try their Lan Sau Yeh (signature dishes). This is the menu.

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23 April 2007

From Taiping with love...

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Are you a kaki moto?

21 April 2007

Reminise The Good Old Times

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20 April 2007

Bad Day?

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18 April 2007

Quick Sex Jokes....Part 2

Q: Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A: Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.


Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough


Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.


Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopuss.


Q: What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common?
A: There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.


Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A: A Mechanic.


Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: Pimp.


Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.


Q: Why are women are like tires?
A: There's always a spare.


Q: What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

A. Beethoven's First Movement.

Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.


Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A: I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!


Q: What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A: Erection Sets.


Q: Where do fags park?
A: In the rear.


Q: What's the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife?
A: A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.


Q: What does a female snail say during sex?
A: Faster, faster, faster!


Q: What is the noisiest thing in the world?
A: Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.


Q: What's red and blue with a long string?
A: A smurfette with her period.


Q: What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A: A pubic hair.


Q: Define "Egghead"
A: What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.


Q: How can you tell if you have acne?
A: If the blind can read your face.


Q: Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand?
A: Wool!


Q: What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A: Goes-in-tight!


Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.


Q: What's the definition of a Yankee?
A: Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.


Q: Why don't little girls fart?
A: Because they don't get assholes until they're married.


Q: Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause?
A: Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins


Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.


Q: What's the definition of trust?
A: Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.


Q: Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A: When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.


Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay ?
A: They don't have time.


Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg ?
A: They don't stop for directions.


Q: Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A: He decided to stick it out for one more year!


Q:
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A: The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!


Q
: How do you know when your wife is really dead?
A: Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.


Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A: Marry it.


Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A: Give it a nipple.


Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur traders.


Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.


Q: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.


Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: When his hand caught on fire.


Q: What's better than a rose on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ.


Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!


Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy


Q: Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?
A: Better traction.


Q: What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A: Push it aside and keep on eating...


Q: How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A: Twocanchew (two can chew).


Q: How do you teach a blond math?
A: Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.


Q: What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A: I feel like a kid again!


Q: What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?
A: Two test tickles


Q: What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A: A bloody waste of fucking time.


Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A: They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.


Q: What is the first sign of AIDS?
A: A pounding sensation in the ass.


Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: Gagged


Q: What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A: You can eat your mom's apple pie.


Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A: Place to hang their air freshener.

17 April 2007

Quick Sex Jokes...Part 1

Q: How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A: One of his fingers is clean.


Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A: So men can be open minded.


Q: What's the biggest fish in the world?
A: A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.


Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you.
A: When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.


Q: Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?
A: They're called 'Predickamints'


Q: What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A: Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.


Q: What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A: One goes "ribbit" the other goes "rub it".'


Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.


Q: What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS?
A: Nothing.


Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.


Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour?


Q: Whats the difference between parsley and pussy?
A: Nobody eats parsley.


Q: What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A: Kermits Finger


Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.


Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.


Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.


Q: Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"


Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."


Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.


Q:What's the best thing about a blow job?
A:Ten minutes of silence!


Q: What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A: Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!


Q: How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A: The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.


Q: What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A: Bingo


Q: What is a zebra?
A: 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.


Q: What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning Girls


Q: What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!


Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.


Q: How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A: At the circus, the clowns don't talk.


Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.


Q: How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A: One Post, two Globes, and many Times.


Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.


Q: Did ya hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A: It works by changing your blood type!!


Q: What do you call a truck full of dildos?
A: Toys for Twats


Q: How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
A: Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"


Q: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.


Q: What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A: A navel.


Q: What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A: You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.


Q: Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.


Q: What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A: A Klondike Bar


Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: "How do you breath through something so small?"


Q: Why don't women wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove!


Q: What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q: Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A: They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.


Q: What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A: Getting fingered by Captain Hook.


Q: What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal.


Q: What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A: You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.


Q: What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A: WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!


Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.


Q: What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A: We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.


Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?
A: Love doesn't last forever.


Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.


Q: A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A: The thief was spending less then his wife.


Q: Why do women have small feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q:
Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.


Q: How do men sort out their laundry?
A: Filthy, and filthy but wearable.


Q: What's the difference between a man and ET?
A: ET phoned home.



Q: Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A: It doesn't need cleaning.

Sorry... I was away!

Hi MaFooLat loyal readers,

I apologize for not posting anything for the past 5 days. I was away holidaying at Hong Kong and just came back yesterday evening. Will let you MaFoolat loyal readers about my excitement and pleasurement of my 5D4N stay in Kowloon Tong, Hong Kong.

Brother Wai

06 April 2007