A Guide To Wear Female Condom

Obviously this is for the girls lah but it is good also for guys to know so that he can guide her lah...


First-first leh, tear the wrapper gently. Don't so rush scared that you will tear the condom as well. I know things already heat up...



Next, make sure to identify which one is the outer and inner ring lah. Mafoolat!! You just don't want to use it terbalik right!!



Then, squeeze-squeeze the inner ring a bit and it should be elastic a bit lah for easy insertion into your 'volvo'



Just ignore the female picture but concentrate on steps on how to insert the condom. Obviously, this condom only applicable for non-virgin already female lah...



Ok! X-Ray sideways on how does the condom looks like inside the 'volvo'



Ok! This is how it looks like after full insertion. You just don't feel anything at all as if you did not wear anything.



For inexperienced man (or men) that you may 'ahem-ahem' with, slowly bring his little brother closer to your pleasure cave. Make sure don't so fast thrust in or else you will spend an hour looking for a plastic bag inside your volvo and you definitely do not want to end up in the hospital for medical attention in this case!!!



Ok!! Kau tim liow all the whatever scene you may have with your man (or men). Make sure you roll-roll the condom when pulling it out from your 'volvo'. You do not want the 'Tau Foo Fah' to slide down to your hand right!!



Be a responsible citizen by disposing your used condom into the sanitary bin and not flush it in the toilet.