An Ass That Ruins A Man's Life!!

A tale of many neighbouring countries when 1 tries to be extra cleverer than the others without compassion by Malaysian in the "Malaysia boleh" spirit!

A Prime Minister entered his donkey in a race and it won. The PM was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The Malaysian & local paper read:

PM'S ASS OUT FRONT

The PM’s mentor (PMM) was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the PM not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the Malaysian & local paper headline read:

PMM SCRATCHES PM'S ASS

This was too much for the PMM, so he ordered the PM to get rid of the donkey. The PM decided to give it to his Wife. The Malaysian & local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline thenext day:

PM's Wife HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The PMM fainted. He informed the PM's Wife that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a Malaysian for RM10. The next day the paper read:

PM's Wife SELLS ASS to Malaysian FOR RM$10

This was too much for PMM, so he ordered the PM's Wife to buy back the donkey and the PM's Wife did so & lead it to the Malaysian jungles where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

PM's wife ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The PMM was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!