Where Tonite Going To Have Sex Leh??

Tired of having sex in your bedroom all the time? Need a change of scenery and some exotic inspiration? If you want to shake things up….try some of these kinky options.

THE GREAT OUTDOORS

Pros: Fresh air, sunshine/moonlight on your naked bodies and the thrill of being naughty.
Cons: Poison ivy, mosquitoes, sand/dirt lodged in ’strange’ orifices, getting busted by Girl Scouts or Tok Kadi.

THE BOSS’S DESK

Pros: The satisfaction of having a sly secret whenever you’re called in for a meeting; being the only person who knows where that odd stains on his desk and making your office a more pleasant environment to work in; plus a reason to work overtime.
Cons: Dangerous fountain pens and staple removers to watch out for; Mak Timah, the cleaning woman might be watching from the closet and possible hidden cameras that may land you on TV3 Special Live Telecast.

THE LAUNDRY ROOM

Pros: Just wait till you hit the spin cycle.
Cons: tatic electricity; lint in your most private nools and crannies; plus you’re bound to lose a sock.

BACKSEAT OF YOUR CAR

Pros: Reliving your adolescence; smooth tunes on the radio and fogging up the windows.
Cons: No frigging room and many ‘manoevures’ cannot be perfomed; undergarments getting lost under the seats; and polis shining their lampu suluh onto your bare ass.

UNDERWATER

Pros: Romantic sound of crashing waves, seagulls and harbor lights.
Cons: Unexpected friction between moving parts; drowning, sharks, piranhas, jellyfish and swimsuits floating away.

UP ON THE ROOF

Pros: Spectacular view and open air.
Cons: TV3 news helipcopters and gawking people in higher buildings.

ON THE VIDEO
Pros: Feeling like a porno stud? Having the tape and watch later and relieve the HOT XXX action.
Cons: Having your Tai Yee Ma watch the tape by mistake and suffer a heart attack.

PARENT’S HOUSE

Pros: Aren’t we the naughtiest little boy and girl?
Cons: Getting busted - could scar you for life and ruin sex forever.